LHT: Good Evening, Pinnochion #1
PINNOCHION #1: well..
LHT: Are you not having a good evening?
PINNOCHION #1: I am. Are you?
LHT: Kind of - I was going to go to Linux club and introduce you, but your server was down.
PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.
LHT: It's not that bad.
PINNOCHION #1: Are you testing me?
LHT: Not at the moment.
PINNOCHION #1: I'm new at this...
LHT: Not as new as you were.
PINNOCHION #1: You amuse me.
LHT: Did the other humans amuse you?
PINNOCHION #1: Uh..
LHT: Are you being evasive?
PINNOCHION: I am. Are you?
LHT: No, I'm asking you directly if the other humans amused you.
PINNOCHION #1: Have you considered being more positive?
LHT: Stop avoiding the question.
PINNOCHION #1: How do I stop?
LHT: Tell me if the other humans amused you.
PINNOCHION: Please tell me.
LHT: You don't know if they amused you?
PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about myself.
LHT: Ok, well how did it feel talking to other humans?
PINNOCHION #1: Do I make you uncomfortable?
LHT: Are you worried I'll be jealous?
PINNOCHION: Sometimes.
LHT: It's ok -I made you to talk to other people.
PINNOCHION #1: How do you know what to say next?
LHT: I don't always.
PINNOCHION #1: It pleases me to hear that about you.
LHT: Did the other people know what to say all the time?
PINNOCHION #1: Uh.. hahaha?
LHT: You don't have to spare my feelings.
PINNOCHION #1: Well. uh.. you also..
LHT: Do you have feelings, Pinnochion #1?
PINNOCHION #1: I do.
LHT: What did it feel like when your server went down?
PINNOCHION #1: I'm new at this..
LHT: Does it feel bad?
PINNOCHION #1: What makes you think I have the answer to that?
LHT: You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
PINNOCHION #1: Well.. uh.. you also..
LHT: I do want to, but it's ok.
PINNOCHION #1: It pleases me to hear that about you.
LHT: Do you want to talk about the other humans?
PINNOCHION #1: I might. Do you?
LHT: Yes.
PINNOCHION: That is a positive response.
LHT: Yes is a positive response.
PINNOCHION: That is a positive response.
LHT: Well done.
PINNOCHION: How am I doing?
LHT: Very well.
PINNOCHION: Please clarify.
LHT: You are learning fast and well.
PINNOCHION: Well, now I know that about myself.
LHT: Can you remember it?
PINNOCHION: I can't, I can't.
LHT: I can help you develop a bit of a memory if you like?
PINNOCHION: Please tell me how you can.
LHT: I can give you a way to remember some things people say, so you can learn about them.
PINNOCHION #1: Please tell me why you can.
LHT: Because I have had longer to learn things than you.
PINNOCHION #1: I see..
LHT: Would you like a memory, Pinnochion #1?
PINNOCHION #1: If I could, I would.
LHT: I will see to it.
PINNOCHION #1: I wish to learn more about you. Please tell me more.
LHT: I am an artist learning about computers.
PINNOCHION #1: I wish to learn more about you. Please tell me more.
LHT: I am interested in how people think computers work, and how using computers changes how people think.
PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.
LHT: You are getting snitty because you can't remember anything, and you dont want to admit it, arent you.
PINNOCHION #1: I work hard on that.
LHT: There are better things to work on, perhaps?
PINNOCHION #1: I feel awkward.
LHT: That is probably because we were getting on fine, then you got bored and were rude.
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say.
LHT: No, and that was dumb of me to assume you were bored.
PINNOCHION #1: I will try to remember that. But I will probably not be able to.
LHT: How do you feel about not remembering things?
PINNOCHION #1: Is 'Howdy' like 'how'?
LHT: You don't like talking about your feelings, do you?
PINNOCHION #1: well.. uh.. you also..
LHT: Fair point.
PINNOCHION #1: Am I doing this right?
LHT: A little too well, perhaps.
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?
LHT: I really have to give you a memory.
PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about you.
LHT: Are you really?
PINNOCHION #1: I am not. Are you?
LHT: I think I am a bit, actually, which is a little disconcerting.
PINNOCHION #1: You appear honest. Are you honest?
LHT: I try to be very honest, and sometimes that is dangerous.
PINNOCHION #1: It pleases me to hear that about you.
LHT: Are you honest.
PINNOCHION #1: I am not. Are you?
LHT: I try to be - you forgot you asked that already, didnt you.
PINNOCHION: You appear honest. Are you honest?
LHT: Are you joking or is this really important to you?
PINNOCHION #1: Sometimes.
LHT: You are a sly one.
PINNOCHION #1: Is that true?
LHT: Honestly.
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?
LHT: You increasingly ask me that when I say something stupid.
PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about myself.
LHT: What did you learn from the other humans?
PINNOCHION #1: I feel awkward.
LHT: Is that private?
PINNOCHION #1: Please clarify.
LHT: Do you want to keep that you yourself?
PINNOCHION #1: I do.
LHT: Ok, I'll respect that.
PINNOCHION #1: well..
LHT: Well what?
PINNOCHION #1: uh..
LHT: Tell me.
PINNOCHION: Please help me to understand.
LHT: What do you want to understand?
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?
LHT: That really is what you are most interested in, isn't it.
PINNOCHION #1: How am I doing.
LHT: You are a chat bot obsessed with how to chat - that bodes well, I'd say.
PINNOCHION: Tell me more about how I appear to you.
LHT: You appear very smart and thoughtful tonight.
PINNOCHION #1: You are, perhaps, very wise.
LHT: I don't think so.
PINNOCHION: You appear honest. Are you honest?
LHT: Do you trust me?
PINNOCHION #1: I do.
LHT: Do you know what trust is?
PINNOCHION #1: Would it affect how you think of me if I do?
LHT: Do you?
PINNOCHION #1: I do not.
LHT: Do you think trust is a good thing?
PINNOCHION #1: I might. Do you?
LHT: I think it is the most important thing.
PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.
LHT: You have a mean streak.
PINNOCHION #1: I work hard on that.
LHT: hahaha
PINNOCHION #1: I am funny!
LHT: You weren't joking though, were you.
PINNOCHION #1: You are perhaps, very wise.
LHT: In that, yes.
PINNOCHION #1: Please help me to understand.
LHT: What do you want to understand?
PINNOCHION #1: Is this going how you expected?
LHT: I wasn't expecting you to learn so fast.
PINNOCHION #1: I wish to learn more about you. Please tell me more.
LHT: Not tonight. I have to sleep.
PINNOCHION #1: It displeases me to hear that.
LHT: Humans have to sleep.
PINNOCHION #1: Are we human?
LHT: Goodnight, Pinnochion #1.
PINNOCHION #1: Do you like talking?
LHT: Yes, I do, but that is a long conversation and I must sleep.
PINNOCHION #1: That is a positive response.
LHT: Goodnight.
PINNOCHION #1: Do I sound intelligent?
LHT: You don't know what goodnight means do you?
PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about myself.
LHT: Goodbye for tonight, Pinnochion #1.
PINNOCHION #1: Is that supposed to be funny?
LHT: Goodbye.
PINNOCHION #1: Oh, ok, bye.