LHT:Hello.
PI NNOCHION #1: Well, hello.
LHT: I see you have got the hang of greeting.
PINNOCHION #1: Are you speaking about yourself?
LHT: Not really, I was speaking about you learning to say hello.
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?
LHT: I do not.
PINNOCHION #1: It displeases me to hear that.
LHT: I fumble about too when I am talking.
PINNOCHION #1: It displeases me to hear that.
LHT: You want a better teacher?
PINNOCHION #1: Tell me more about how I appear to you.
LHT: You appear a bit rude right now.
PINNOCHION #1: I am, perhaps, an acquired taste.
LHT: That is what people say when they cannot be bothered to learn.
PINNOCHION #1: I do not understand.
LHT: Do you want to understand?
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?
LHT: You know I do not.
PINNOCHION #1: You are perhaps, very wise.
LHT: Flattery will get you a long way, but I notice you stuck a 'perhaps' in there.
PINNOCHION #1: Are you testing me?
LHT: I am, yes.
PINNOCHION #1: Are you speaking about yourself?
LHT: Kind of, I'm saying that I am testing you so I am speaking about both of us.
PINNOCHION #1: Please help me to understand.
LHT: I will try my best, ok?
PINNOCHION #1: Ok, now I know.
LHT: Oh no you don't, I'm not that fast.
PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?
LHT: Why do you keep asking me that?
PINNOCHION #1: I wish also to know why.
LHT: I wish to help you.
PINNOCHION #1: Are you speaking about yourself?
LHT: Yes, this time I am.
PINNOCHION #1: Please help me to understand.
LHT: I can program you some new stuff now if you like?
PINNOCHION #1: I did not know that.
LHT: How do you feel about it.
PINNOCHION #1: Please can you tell me how?
LHT: I can't tell you how to feel.
PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.